Drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention

Recently a friend from KL came up to visit Carleen in London and to attend Download Fest in Donington. We had a great 4 day rendezvous in Nottingham and when we reached London, she went straight to visit some friends who were studying in Oxbridge universities.

F (friend): Did you know over there (Cambridge or Oxford I can't remember), they can use their student ID and there's a number for this taxi service that will bring them straight home if they're too drunk to remember it make it. Do you have that in Herts?

Me: Well no we don't. But that's because although we're not smart enough to get into Oxbridge we at least manage to find our way back after a night out.


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