"I knew this would happen, but I let myself get excited anyway." - Princess Carolyn, Bojack Horseman season 1.

Yes I'm quoting a cartoon whatever 


I don't understand, I really do not fucking understand how this is supposed to fuckinrg goddamn work. I did the tried and true- nada. I tried a different method - nada as well.

Fuck it, I'm just going to be my absolute true self. Take it or leave it.